THIS.
Oh look, my ketchup made an upside-down heart.
(Yeah I could have just turned the plate around to make it a front-facing/downside-up heart but that’s so much work and my camera battery would have died and I can’t believe I just invented the term ‘downside-up’!)
I played in the sun after such a long time, I can almost feel my skin tearing apart and it was a gazillion degrees outside. (Look closely and you can see I’ve scotch-taped my entire face together).
I play tennis.
I’m playing this tournament and I have a quarter-finals match tomorrow. Yee-haw!
This tournament is only trying to give me a bad tan.
I don’t fucking like you, tournament-that-is-played-in-the-sun.
I went to see Messi play live and this match was played just a mile away from home.
I didn’t even know this stadium exists, and knowing it is the second-largest in the world completely blew my mind!
ericarosie replied to your photo: It’s all fun and games walking around in the rain…
Or until your bedspread turns pink and purple.
In my defense, that picture was taken in my sister’s room. Also, I kinda like that bed-sheet.
Who takes a picture from down there?!
It’s all fun and games walking around in the rain until this happens to your favorite jeans.
So I decided to read at least one novel per week. I started with this.
(Just to prove I’m a smart-ass)
(There is a beer bottle behind that book)
ericarosie replied to your photo: This is what I look like when I’m stalking my…
I like your beard.
This is the first time I’m trying to keep one. You’re the only one who has liked it yet! I’ve already married you in my head.
This is what I look like when I’m stalking my neighbor.
Yes, this guy is my best-friend/soul-mate/ultimate bro:
He had a fracture on his left leg last night and I have no clue how. Took him to the hospital today and had him all bandaged and stuff. The vet said it’s something serious and might take about three weeks to heal. There is a possibility of it not healing at all. His hip bone is somehow detached from the socket too. He can hardly move now.
He is old. 13 and a half years old (that’s death in human years). He grew up with me and has been with me my entire life. Old age is imminent, but it’s unfair on an amazing dog.
